You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we're making bets on your personal life
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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