You're my little dorito
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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