.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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