real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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