Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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