It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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