So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I wish there were birth control emojis
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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