They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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