just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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