I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he shaved USA in his pubs
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You are a genius and a whore.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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