yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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