Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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