the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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