me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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