god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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