Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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