Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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