I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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