I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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