Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
