Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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