I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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