Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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