I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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