brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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