Non-Jews are for practice
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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