SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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