yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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