Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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