Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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