Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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