i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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