I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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