Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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