9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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