I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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