ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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