Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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