Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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