He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
