After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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