He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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