It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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