Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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