I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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