Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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