can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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