There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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