I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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