Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need help removing her.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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