Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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