Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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