I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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