Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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