She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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