I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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