and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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