Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he was CRYING into my vagina
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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